i had a really good idea text post but i forgot it but as i was typing this i realized i never have good ideas for text posts
this is what i sound like with half of my face...
right when im about to sleep my rp partner gets online and wants to continue our rp im too tired to do smut but making her sad makes me sad ssssssiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im kinda playing with my bottom lip and i feel like if i squeeze it too hard it’ll explode it is not a good feeling
these two girls are having a conversation on my facebook status and they’re really annoying and i’ve asked them to take the conversation elsewhere but they will NOT STOP COMMENTING ON IT GOD I HATE FACEBOOK SOMETIMES
sugarfl0ss asked: Guess what. That anon was me. :DDDDDDDDD /ithinkiadmittedtostalkingyou???
Anonymous asked: Okay. Your giggle is adorable. /not a stalker, nope.
my FACE IS MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING MARSHMALLOWS THIS IS NOT COOL FUCK YOU DENTIST I HATE EVERYTHING
my face literally feels like it’s made of marshmallows when i touch my chin it feels like it’s like 7 times bigger than normal my tongue feels like it’s so big it’s gonna burst through my mouth i fucking hate the dentist
am i really giving relationship advice over rp really i am the last person that should be giving relationship advice
now i have to get dressed so i can go but that involves standing up uuuuuuuGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im so tired im literally crying im not even sad it is just so hard to stay awake that im crying it is such a strain to keep my eyes open and i have to go get a shot now UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha im willing to bet im gonna fall asleep in the dentist chair
mahou-shonen: if any of you are actually internet pedophiles, let me just say your ruse is extremely thorough and complex; I’m impressed
myheadisafishtank: was hit by a truck lol txt it explain
myheadisafishtank replied to your photo: [ cloud overview | get your own cloud ] This is a… Love Guys Fuck Homestuck
why did i just read beyonce as boobs
2 hours until i go to the dentist
ok a lot of you already know this but i. love. russell brand. but WHAT IS UP WITH HIS HAIR OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD
retarzed: >TIME TO PLAY AMNESIA > I WAS FUCKING WRONG ITS TIME TO DO SOMETHING ELSE
when i was younger and i played kingdom hearts 2 for the first time i thought it would be a good idea to scream as loud as i could every time i got killed by demyx (it wasnt a good idea) (it was a really bad one)
for christmas all i want are these stickers yeah these are the best
why would anyone unfollow me how could anyone look at my blog and think “i could do without a constant stream of text posts and dumb pictures”
That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch...
Killer: Turn down that dark road.
Rapist: I was planning on it.
carolinaanne answered your question: guuuuuyyyyyyyyssssssssss ive been looking at… GET A BERNINA! I see you live in PDX - hit up Modern Domestic (Alberta & 14th) - they will help you!! They are so nice and helpful thank you!!!! ^_^ i’ll head down there maybe later today!!!
why cant my birthday be 4 times a year
guuuuuyyyyyyyyssssssssss ive been looking at sewing machines forEVER and idk which one i should get ;_______; (id be using it a lot seeing as i make a lot of costumes and plushies and stuff??) which ones would you recommend ugh question marks so you can answer this easily?????
this happens every fucking time
Yume Nikki Minaj: i have to go take santa pictures with my baby cousin
Yume Nikki Minaj: kill me
babyBrando: would you like
Yume Nikki Minaj: B( rude
babyBrando: slow and painful
babyBrando: or fast and painless
Yume Nikki Minaj: sigh fast and painless pls
babyBrando: SLOW AND PAINFUL IT IS
Yume Nikki Minaj: gdit
i literally just got graded on answering “Do you think you have properly reviewed the material for this unit, and are ready to complete the unit test?” with yes now i can tell my grandma that i got 100% on an assignment without lying
so i’m doing math and it’s teaching me the metric system which i guess is useful seeing as i wanna move to canada but SHIT is this boring
So many people are confused about their sexuality...
#1 worst thing about being homeschooled: you cant name your assignments as things like “stupid-ass history paper” or “piece of shit science report” because your teachers see the file names :’(